Original Story by Benjamin, age 8:
Once there was a guy. His name was Sir Mr. Sir Banana Face Guy. -Mr. Banana for short. He wanted a job. So, he got a job at McDonald's. But he kept getting the orders wrong and giving people way to much bananas. He got fired after one day.
So he looked and looked for a job. Finally, he got a job at Burger King. But he kept throwing bananas into people's faces. He got fired after one day, again.
So he got a job at Dunkin' Donuts. But he kept putting banana peels on the floor, and he only gave people banana donuts. After one day he got fired, yet again.
So he got a job at the Pencil Sharpener Company. But he kept stuffing bananas into the pencil sharpeners. And he made the pencil sharpeners look like bananas, which everybody hated. So after one day he got fired, aaaagain.
But then, one lucky day, a man came over. And guess what happened! He got hired for the...
CIRCUS!
The end.
