The Story Pirates try to spiff their ship with help from reality TV hostWhimsey Pepperdime (Mary Holland). Featuring two new stories: “The Boy Who Had a Pet Ice Cube,” a song about a kid (Alex Boniello) and his unusual pet, written by Noah, a 5 year old from New York, and “The Not-So-Safe Safe,” a caper about a cat burglar who is overly susceptible to internet advertising, written by a 12 year old from Michigan named Ellary.
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Original Stories
The Boy Who Had A Pet Ice Cube
by Noah, age 5, New York
There was a boy who wanted a pet but his mom and dad wouldn’t let him. The mommy and daddy went to sleep and when they were sleeping he went and got a pet ice cube. He came back home with the pet ice cube named janny panic the canik paniccannic and kept it a secret from his parents. The whole house was a freezer so the ice cube never melted. One day the boys mom and dad told the boy they were going to move into a warmer house because it was too cold in their house. The boy didn’t know what to do because he knew his ice cube would melt in the new house. A big ball of yarn fell from the sky and tied them all up so they couldn’t move. The ice cube got free and freed the family from the yarn. The mom and dad were so happy that the ice cube freed them that they let the boy keep him as a pet and stayed in their old house.
The Not-So-Safe-Safe
by Ellary, age 12, Michigan
Once there was a man named Kevin. He had a very valuable book. He had smuggled it from the Valuable Book Museum, He pit it in a safe which he had bought from Spam.com. He kept it in his attic. One day, Kevin went to go check on the book. He opened the safe and... it was gone! No one had the code, who could’ve opened it? Well, here’s the answer. The Valuable Book Museum was frantic because that book was the most valuable book in the whole Valuable Book Museum! But, as the police were driving by Kevin’s house the night of the theft, Kevin was partying and screaming, “I have a very valuable book which I stole from the Valuable Book Museum! I keep it in a safe in the attic and the safe code is 9652! 9652!!!” The policemen smirked to each other. That night, the policemen snuck into Kevin’s house (the door was always unlocked) opened the safe, and returned the book to the Valuable Book Museum. The End.
