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Burrito Surprise
by Alexandra, age 8, Virginia
One day: yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn time to get up and get in my chair for ice cream… wow there’s a burrito in my seat…. And its smiling in a sassy way?! Umm burrito move it. (burrito) no.
(person) what?! You speak ?!
(burrito) yesss of course I speak!
(person)can I have my chair back at least?
(burrito) I’m a burrito… I cant move but YOU could move me.
(person) ah yes I see just on second (strange noise)
(person) good now your on my desk. (burrito) yes and not happy about it.
(person) well.. would it make you feel better if I gave you some ice cream?
(burrito) no I DISPISE ICE CREAM
(person) YOU MONSTER (throw out window)
(burrito) nooooooooooooooooo
(years later) (person) ok so remember the safety rules.
(smaller person) I know mom stay away from strangers. Don’t eat gum off the streets
(both of them) and don’t touch any burritos that talk!
(smaller person) ok mom I got this ok?!
(person) ok bye be safe! (ten minutes later)
(smaller person) oh look! A burrito! (picks up burrito)
(burrito) HELLO THERE
(smaller person)ah!
(burrito) hi there sorry about that. I’m burrito and your mom threw me out her window two years ago.. when you were not born
(smaller person) but I’m 10….
(burrito) hmm? Oh maybe 12 years ago then.
(smaller person) well this is pretty far from my house… how far can my mom throw?!
(burrito) far. Very very very far.
(smaller person) why are burritos rolling toward you??!
(burrito’s) TO BECOME STRONGER . YOU AWOKE ME AND NOW I HAVE THE POWER TO RISE. (breaths FIRE)
(burritos) MWA HA HA (BREATHS FIRE) (someone in the distance) my toast is too crispy… and on fire.
(burritos) WE WILL DOMINATE!
(someone random) spray it with water!
(burritos) my weakness! Nooooo (water gets sprayed)
(people) we are saved!
(burrito) the….. e..end (explosion)
