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Uncle Gramhog
by Molly and Aine, Ireland
Jenny: ah, what a beautiful day in my bird nest. lets go see what my dads doing
Dad: hey Jenny, Your moms already at work but i have something to tell you.
Jenny: what?
Dad: your uncle Gramhog is coming over for the week.
Jenny: no, he always eats all my donuts.
Dad: Jenny dont be so rude
Doorbell rings
Dad: that must be him now!
Uncle Gramhog: hey everybirdy its your uncle Gramhog.
Jenny: uhm...i have to go do soemthing in my room, you two stay here and talk about grown up stuff.
Jenny runs to her room
Jenny: I MUST HIDE ALL MY DONUTS BEFORE-
Dad from outside: Jenny its time for school!
Jenny: sigh, coming dad
At School
Jenny: hey Harry.
Harry: hey Jenny! why do you sound so bummed out?
Jenny: no reason, its just that, my Uncle Gramhog is coming over for the week.
Harry: oh no.................whos your Uncle Gramhog?
Jenny: oh Harry let me explain.
After Explaining
Harry: oh that makes sence.
Jenny: yeah, come on its time for Spanish class.
In class
Harry: i just dont understand, why do we need to learn Spanish if we're birds?
Teacher: Quiet back there
Harry and Jenny: sorry Mrs Pidgeon
Teacher: Its fine, Hoy vamos a asprender cosas.
Jenny: do you have any idea what she just said?
Harry: nope
Teacher: alright class, repeat after me: Me gusta la lechuga
Class: Me gusta la lechuga
Bell rings
Teacher: Bien, you are dismissed
At home
Jenny: sigh, i knew it Uncle Gramhog ate all my donuts.
A few days later
Dad: Jenny, come here for breakfast.
Jenny: coming dad! [i cant beileve its already friday! My donuts are finally safe!]
Dad: Uncle Gramhog made breakfast today!
Jenny: oh okay...lets just see whats on the plate-OH MY-UNCLE GRAMHOG WHY IS THEIR A CAT ON MY PLATE?
cat: hisssss
Uncle: well, they say you should bake everything with love, and theres nothing i love more than my cat!
Jenny: BUT YOUR A BIRD- ugh fine, im just gonna go to school
At school
Harry: have you heard? the Spanish teacher mysteriously dissapeared,
Jenny: thats crazy! but then how is Spanish the first thing on our time table?
Harry: i dont know lets go and see
In class
Jenny: i dont see how they can have a class without a teach-WAIT
Uncle Gramhog: Hola Children
Jenny: UNCLE GRAMHOG IS THAT YOU?
Harry: i guess hes our substitute
Jenny: ugh
Uncle: alright everybirdy sit down,
Everyone sits
Uncle: now...Feliz Navidad
Harry: what?
Uncle: thats the only sentance i know how to say in Spanish
Jenny: then why are you out of all people being our substitute?
Uncle: because theres donuts in the staff breakroom
Jenny: ugh
After School
Mom: Jenny please sit down, your father and i have something to discuss with you
Jenny: what is it?
Dad: we've talked about it and now we've decided...
Jenny: Decided what?
Dad and mom: Uncle Gramhogs Moving in with us!
Jenny: NOOO
The End
