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Punsicles
by Mateo, age 6, New York
"OK, should we buy these punsicles?"
"Yes, we should!"
"OK, let's do it. What flavor?"
"Joke flavor!"
"Good choice!"
"OK, let's eat them."
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Let's tell jokes!"
"First one... why did the crab not share its toys? BECAUSE HE WAS SHELLFISH!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"Next one... why did the duck go to the store? TO GET CHEESE AND QUACKERS!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"Next one... what kind of cake does a mouse have for its birthday? CHEESECAKE!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"Next one... what did the snowman say to the other snowman? Hey do you smell carrots?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"Let's go to the doctor!"
"We're here at the doctor!"
"Hey!" (says the doctor) "You guys have been on the news telling too many jokes! Here have this anti-pun medicine!"
"Hey... why were we telling so many jokes?"
"I don't think we'll ever figure out why."
"I think we have to look it up on the news! Let's read the newspaper."
**Welcome to the Weekly News**
A dad and kid have eaten punsicles.
"So that's probably why."
THE END
Roll Call Stories
The Serious Eye
by Seth, age 5, Pennsylvania
And he went exploring in the forest. He bumped into a lion and he almost got eaten. But he just made a copy of himself and then he ended up in his rocket ship. But he accidentally crashed into an asteroid and fell down. Finally, he was safe on the ground but then he found a rhinoceros. He said “hello!” and then the rhinoceros kicked him right into a pond. A flock of honking geese that were startled ran towards him and he got pranked because one of them said if he played the harmonica he would get their gold, but then when he did they actually locked him in the dungeon. And he got eaten by a lion because there are lions in the dungeon.
Steve the Worm
by Betty and Val, California
It was a bright and sunny day! Jerry skipped into the bathroom and was right about to start spashing water on his face when he noticed something moving out of the corner of his eye. Slowly squishing along the edge of the toilet seat was a little pink worm. The worm looked perfectly happy just squirming along. "So Happy :)" Jerry thought he heard the worm say. "I'm gonna name you steve! Now I smush you with my sleave!" exclamed Jerry to the worm. "Say what?" Jerry thought he heard it say. "steave, steave, steave" jerry said nodding "I could flush you down the toilet!". The worm tilted his head up, then down in disoproval. "Okay buddy" said steve in a high piched voice that was very hard to hear. Jerry ran out of the bathroom just noticing that the worm had been talking the whole time. "It talks!" he screamed on his way out. "Another day, another kid" Said steve the worm hopping towards the window.
THE END
Song (we could not get it into the clips below we wrote it just for fun) :
ttttttthhhhhhhhheeeeeeerrrrrrreeeeeessss aaaa
worm on my toilet (pause)
his names steve
Steve, Steve, Steveeeeee
your about to meet my sleve.
The Serious Eye
by Seth, age 5, Pennsylvania
And he went exploring in the forest. He bumped into a lion and he almost got eaten. But he just made a copy of himself and then he ended up in his rocket ship. But he accidentally crashed into an asteroid and fell down. Finally, he was safe on the ground but then he found a rhinoceros. He said “hello!” and then the rhinoceros kicked him right into a pond. A flock of honking geese that were startled ran towards him and he got pranked because one of them said if he played the harmonica he would get their gold, but then when he did they actually locked him in the dungeon. And he got eaten by a lion because there are lions in the dungeon.
Writer’s Block
by Victor, age 8, South Australia
