Today we have a brand new story featuring a member of the animal kingdom that is both beautiful and incredibly weird looking: the Flamingo! Written by sisters Yasmina and Tamilla in New York
Scroll down for the original stories behind the episode!
The Ballet Flamingo Did
by Yasmina and Tamilla, New York
Roll Call Stories
The Pig That Found A Motorcycle In His Toilet
by Gabriel, age 9, Ontario
Once there was a pig named Tom Pig. He lived in a statue of himself eating pig food. He liked pig food. The roof of his house was made of pig food that was made of metal. He thought it wasn’t metal. He thought it was actually pig food. He ate his roof. Then he thought it was yummy. Then he ate everybody in the world’s roof. The roofs were yummy. Then he needed to use the bathroom very badly. Then his toilet was clogged, so he dived into his toilet and found a motorcycle. He rode on the motorcycle for 50,000 years. Then he went back to his house, but it was knocked down by the big, bad steamroller. Then he ate the steamroller’s roof. Then he started eating the wheels. Then one hour later, the big, bad steamroller was in his tummy. “That looked yummy,” another pig said. Then the pig found the big bad steamroller’s brother. Then two hours later he came back. “That’s way more disgusting than it looks,” the pig said. “Now I also need to use the bathroom” He went to his bathroom, but it was also clogged by the world record’s biggest motorcycle, and then he rode on it for 100,000 years. “Wow!” said Tom Pig. “That’s 50,000 more years than I did,” said Tom Pig. “Minus 50,000 years, plus 50,000 years. Hurray! I’m good at math, Tom Pig said. Then he planted a plant and tried to build another house, this time, out of computers. And then he made 12,000 alarm systems in case somebody came into his house.
The End.
The Seltzer Can That Wouldn’t Stop Fizzing
by Margo, age 6, Vermont
Mom: Honey, don’t forget your drink!
Rose: Coming mom! Let me just open this can of seltzer. Whoa, it’s very fizzy!
Evil Seltzer: I am alive! I am an evil seltzer! Rarrrrr!
Rose: Oh no! It’s an evil seltzer! And it won’t stop fizzing! It’s flooding the town with fizz! And the beach. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Evil Seltzer: Rrrrraaaaaaarrrrrr! I will destroy the world!
Rose: Oh no! What do we do? Let’s squirt sunscreen into the fizz. I’ve got my sunscreen. Hah! Oh no, it’s just making the fizz fizzier an… Wait, mom - why are you chopping kale?
Hi-ya! Oh yeah, you’re stuffing up the seltzer can’s top with kale so it won’t flood the town anymore. Or the beach.
Evil Seltzer: I will still destroy the world!
Rose: Well, you are not. Goodbye!
THE END
Narrator: And now, as the narrator, I see the giant seltzer monster from this story. And now I might be eaten by it.
Blast Off Mode
by Burnham, age 7, California
Once upon a time thar was man named Burnmom.
He is walking back down the street back home from school. Then he sees something green, magenta, and brown in the sky. But something seems strange about it. It’s a technology that he’s never seen.
He finds a red emergency press button and it tells him the instructions of how to use it. It tells him at the last to not press the very big button at the top. But when he tries to press the button in the middle that says Blast Off on it, he presses the button on top on accident. It flies up into the sky and lands right back down where it was before. Then he presses blast off mode and blasts off to the moon.
The End.
