Too Much Whipped Cream/The Talking Towel

Rolo and Baby with a Mustache compete in the 34th annual Story Pirates Mustache Competition. Featuring two new stories: “Too Much Whipped Cream,” a song about what happens when one family goes overboard with their favorite dairy topping, written by Jesse, a 6 year old from Texas, and “The Talking Towel,” a story about how hard it is to keep secrets, written by an 11 year old from Germany named Anna.

Scroll down for the original stories behind the episode!

Illustration by Camila Franklin

Too Much Whipped Cream

by Jesse, age 6, Texas

It all started with a brownie. "Mmmm chocolaty yummy goodness. It would be even better with Whipped cream!" *Shhhhhhh* "Maybe some more" *Shhhhh* "Just a little more" *Shhhhh* Until..... "TOO. MUCH. WHIPPED. CREAM!"

The Tower of Whipped Cream rose into the sky and through the clouds. *SPLAT* An airplane flew through the Whipped Cream cloud!

And then it rains, and washes all the Whipped Cream away. The End.

The Talking Towel

by Anna, age 11, Germany

Ah, what a perfect day to go to the beach!, says Reed. Just need to grab my swimsuit and towel. He arrives at the beach, “Ok, I just need to lay my towel down now”. Suddenly he hears “cough, cough, so much sand!” coming from the towel. “Did you just talk, towel!?”, exclaims Reed. “Uh, maybe” says the towel. “You talked, I heard you!” says Reed. The towel concedes “Fine, you caught me, you canNOT tell anyone that I can talk!”. “This must be a secret between us”. Reed admits, “I am super bad at keeping secrets”. Suddenly, the boy yells out “Hey everyone, my towel can talk!”. Then many random strangers comment “OMG, this towel can talk. Wow, that is so cool”.
The towel then says, “Oh no, we need to do something, no one is supposed to know I can talk!”. So Reed says “Oh, I know, so that no one else knows about it, we can…put the people in my closet at home!”. The towel says “They will probably just escape”, and Reed says: “True, maybe we can send them on a fancy tropical vacation! They will never want to leave.” Then towel says “How much money do you have?”. Reed empties his pockets, “hmm, I have a button, lint, and two quarters, let’s go to the airport and buy sixteen tickets for the people who know you can talk”.
At the airport, the lady at the counter says: “With a button, lint, and two quarters you can get a small airplane sticker. A plane ticket to a tropical vacation costs 2,500 dollars EACH!” Reed then says “That is so expensive! We need more ideas on what to do, let’s go to the beach and come up with new ideas, I have better ideas when relaxed”. So he and towel went back to the beach.
As they walk to their beach chair, a man walks by with something in his hand. Reeds asks “Excuse me sir, what are you carrying there?”. The man replies, “This is a memory eraser, it makes people forget all memories from the last day”. So Reed says, “Can we by any chance borrow that for a button, some lint, and two quarters?”. “That is a super deal”, says the man, so they agree to the deal and the man gives the memory eraser to Reed, who then begins to erase memories of those who know towel can talk. ZAP, ZAP, ZAP, ZAP, ZAP…until all sixteen people had their memory erased. So then it was just Reed and the towel sitting on their beach chairs, when towel says “only one more person to zap”. “Who?”, says Reed. Then towel grabs the memory eraser and ZAPs Reed, “You” the towel quickly says.
THE END

Roll Call Stories

The Chicken Which Had a Phone

by Emma, age 8, Poland

Ha ha! I am a chicken and I am evil! And I will take over all the chicken coops! boo! aaa! who are you? I am hero chicken which has a phone! why do you have a phone? I have no idea. ok now I will take over this chicken coop! boom! oh no! he’s gone! now I will text someone for help. tap,tap,tap send ok done. a hundred whooshes ok now I have back up. cluck cluck cluck! we will help you hero chicken which has a phone! but why do you have a phone? I DON’T KNOW! ok? Um ok? let’s go defeat evil chicken! ha ha ha! I already took over twelve chicken coops! now only a million to go! zoom! we will defeat you evil chicken! boom! karate move! hi-yah! ow! I can never be defeated! you can with my phone! how? you don’t even know what it’s for! It holds my super duper power! boooooooooooooooooooom!!! ah! I am defeated! three cheers for hero chicken which has a phone! hip hip hooray! but… but what? I’m not a chicken! what?! I’m a duck! the end.

The Leaves Ate Me

by Eli, age 8, New York

Once I raked a pile of leaves and jumped in them and it ate me.

 
 

Jerry the Jack-o’-Lantern

by Florence, age 10, Canada

Jerry the jack-o-lantern had a very big secret, he wanted to dress as a kid for Halloween! But it was strictly against the Pumpkin Law to do so. One night, he asked his mother if he could wear hair, googly eyes, and a shirt for Halloween. The conversation was not very good.“Mom,” Jerry asked when everyone was out of the room “I want to ask you something. On Halloween can I go trick or treating with humans dressed as a pumpkin?” when his mother heard the news she almost fell off the table they were being carved on. “Are you serious,” she whispered so they couldn’t be heard by humans. “You know it is against the law.” his mother sort of screamed while whispering to him for an hour until the humans arrived. The next day, Jerry was really mad and decided to go trick or treating as a kid no matter what. After the humans left, he put himself on a pole, wore a shirt, wig, pants, and pasted eyeballs into his eye holes. Then, he put the pole on a vacuum cleaner and grabbed a bag for trick or treating and started the vacuum cleaner. Then the vacuum cleaner went everywhere! It went to the left, right, and back. At first people thought this was just a very good Halloween costume, then one of his eyeballs fell out and people screamed. People went everywhere and called the police. Jerry quickly turned off the vacuum cleaner. When he got back home, he expected his mom to shout at him, but instead his mom started laughing uncontrollably. And they laughed for the whole night.

The Hockey Player Who Played the Ukulele/The Pumpkin Patch Mystery

Lee orchestrates a showdown with a mysterious garden thief. Featuring two new stories: “The Hockey Player Who Played the Ukulele,” a story about an athlete who changes professional hockey forever, written by Nolan, a 10 year old from California, and “The Pumpkin Patch Mystery,” a story about a magical and strange land inside of a pumpkin, written by a 10 year old from the Oneida Nation named Nova.

Scroll down for the original stories behind the episode!

Illustration by Camila Franklin

The Hockey Player Who Played the Ukulele

by Nolan, age 9, North Carolina

Once upon a time there was a hockey player who played the Ukulele. His name was John and he loved to play the Ukulele.

He showed up at PNC Arena one day and played the Ukulele instead of playing hockey. His teammates were very upset because he was the best hockey player in the world. Then his teammates learned how to play the Ukulele and started playing instead of playing hockey too.

Soon, every hockey player was playing the Ukulele. Then they started using the Ukulele as sticks, even the goalies! Soon everything in the world was made of Ukuleles. The arena, the Eiffel Tower, and even the White House were made of Ukuleles! All of the food was shaped like Ukuleles.

One day, an evil scientist named Bob McMickey Pants Scootlebob with his lab rat Gerry McBoop decided all the people should be made out of Ukuleles. They decided to throw all of the people into the Arctic Ocean.

John found out about their evil plan and gathered all of the hockey players in the world for the ultimate battle. They used Ukuleles as their shields and swords. John used a club made out of two Ukuleles (they were guitar sized). He banged Bob McMickey Pants Scootlebob over the head and then threw him into the ocean.

The people were saved! While Bob was sinking he bubbled the word “the end”. And then John said, “hey that’s my line! The end”

The Pumpkin Patch Mystery

by Nova, age 10, Wisconsin

A girl named Emma lives in Oneida. She woke up one day and she was going to the pumpkin patch with her mom. Her mom was busy talking to someone and Emma saw a really big pumpkin in the woods and when she walked up to it she saw a door on the pumpkin. She got really curious, and she went into it. She fell into it and saw a wonderland. It felt like a dream. She saw all these cool things like going down slides, eating candy like chocolate and nerds clusters. There were pumpkin people coming out of their pumpkin houses. one asked Emma, why did you come to our land. Emma said, I just saw a big door and wanted to go into it and see what was in there. All of a sudden there was a knocking on the door. It was Emma’s mom! Her mom said, “Emma, I was looking for you. What is this???”
Emma said, "now that you're here, you can come in."

Emma said, “I just saw it and decided to go into it. Now you’re in it and you can see it too!!” Mom said we can stay but not for the whole night. Emmas asked one of the pumpkin people what kind of things could they do in Pumpkin Wonderland. He responded with, "you and do anything here, it's a kid's dream."They go on the bouncey house. They went on roller coasters, swam in a pool, went on water slides. It started to get cold.

Then the pumpkin people said it was time to leave. The seasons were changing, and winter was coming. If Emma and her mom stayed they would freeze.
They went back up to the pumpkin patch, picked their pumpkins and went home. Before the went to bed that night, Emma said, "today was a crazy day." Mom said, "I agree with you."

Roll Call Stories

PillowPhone

by Owen, age 4, California

I have a pillow that’s a phone. I can call my friend when my parents are asleep to talk about what our dogs are doing. Hello little doggies.

Caramel Cheese

by Dietrich, age 7, Hawaii

 
 

The Strange Storm

by Hannah, age 10, New Jersey

“Hannah, get out of the living room, there's a storm coming! Get your toy from outside, it could get hit by lightning,” Dad screamed as I went outside to get my toy.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” I screamed … as I got hit by lightning.

I grabbed my toy and wobbled back into the house. I fell to the ground and I was out cold ...

“Call 911! She passed out,” my dad screamed as he carried me to my bed.

The next morning, I was in my bed. I had just woken up. I went to the mirror to see what I wanted to wear today. I start thinking about my favorite pop star. “OMG,” I said, “I’m her! I looked just like her! I must have shapeshifted!”

“YOU WHAT?” my sister Emma barged in.

I quickly thought of myself to shapeshift back. I told her about how I could shapeshift as she left, but I told her: Don’t tell anyone! She agreed.

Then, my best friend Parker was knocking on my door.

“Hannah,” Parker called out.

“What?” I replied tiredly.

“How are you? I heard you went to the hospital last night,” Parker said.

“I feel fine,” I said.

Parker had come to visit, and she brought Kaylee and Mia, my other friends. But Kaylee and Mia left at 10:50 because they had to go see Sierra at 11:33.

The next week, Kaylee, Mia and I were at school talking about our new, super-secret superpowers. Kaylee and Mia have telekinesis and I can shapeshift.

“ See you later,” I told Mia and Kaylee as I walked to my next class and they walked to theirs.

Five hours later … “We made it,” I said with a sigh as we walked into the cafeteria.

Mia and Kaylee sat at the table, planning to save me a spot. I got on the lunch line to get a bagel bag and an ice cream bar. In my bagel bag, I found a very weird item: bright blue apples.

I'm thinking of giving them to my sister when I get home as a prank.

“Emma, I'm home! I brought you apples,“ I yelled.

My sister ate the apples. Next thing I know, she starts screaming.

PEW PEW PEW! I hear.

“Help! Lasers are coming out of my eyes,” she screams. We were home alone, so I ran to help her. She’s right! Lasers are coming out of her eyes!

This is going to be stressful to explain.

THE END

The Completely Normal Frog/The Laughing Landline

Welcome back to Season 7! When last we saw the Story Pirates, they jumped into a magical picture frame to…who knows where! Today, we find out where. Featuring two brand new stories: “The Completely Normal Frog,” a song that is in no way weird, we swear, written by Wyatt, a 10 year old from Vermont, and “The Laughing Landline,” the story of a town that learns a valuable lesson from fading technology, written by a 12 year old from Canada named Fia.

Scroll down for the original stories behind the episode!

Illustration by Camila Franklin

The Completely Normal Frog

by Wyatt, age 10, Vermont

Once upon a time in a random swamp, there lived a very normal frog named Gorf, because Gorf is frog backwards.

(GORF) Hi!

He lived in modern home, eating McDonalds with his pet mosquito, Gerg (greg backwards), which is totally normal, so STOP LAUGHING AT THIS TOTALLY NORMAL AND NOT AT ALL STRANGE STORY. Ahem.

Now, on with the story.

(GERG) Hey Gorf, wanna go fly fishing at the pond?

(GORF) I'm tired. What if I just lay down in a lawn chair while you fish?

(GERG) Sounds good to me! And also totally normal and not at all weird!!

(Later, at the pond)

WHIZZZ

(GERG) Wow, I just saw a WHOPPER!

(GERG) Can you hand me another fake fly to use? My lure isn't working on this fish.

(GORF) Okay, here is a good one.

(GERG) Thanks!

*SILENCE*

(GORF) Does it seem weird that you're fly fishing?

*PAUSE*

(BOTH) NOPE!

*C-CRACK*

(GORF) AHH LOOK OUT FOR THAT BRANCH FALLING TOWARDS YO-

*WHACK*

*KABLOOSH*

(GERG) AHH THE CURRENT IS WASHING ME UPSTREAM! WHICH IS NORMAAAL [fading out]

(GORF) Oh no! I must make a very fancy nine-story 400 MPH yacht to follow him in 3 seconds!!!!

3 seconds later!

(YACHT) NRR NRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(GORF) Hooraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! [fading out]

(GORF) Look there he is! I nom must jump from the ninth story balcony and save him!!!

*HUP*

(GORF)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

*KABLOOFSHHHHH*

(GERG) You saved me!!!!!

(GORF) All in a days work foor... SUPER GORFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~What Really Happened~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*HUP*

(GORF) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*KABLOOFSHHHHH*

(GERG) HEY! You landed on me while I as having a soft drink on a floaty not rushing down a river at ALL! AND YOUR YACHT NEVER EVEN MOVED!!!!!

(GORF) All in a days work fooor... SUPER GORFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!

(GERG) AND YOU SPILLED MY SOFT DRINK!!

(GORF) THE END!

Our adaptation of “The Completely Normal Frog” was written by Ned Riseley and Rachel Wenitsky and produced by Jack Mitchell

The Laughing Landline

by Fia, age 12, Canada

Once upon a time there was a city named seriousville and everyone in it wasn't allowed to laugh.

In seriousville there was a girl named Grace. Grace loved being serious with her friends. One day she went to call her friends on her landline, so she dialed her friend, Rachel's phone number but instead of ringing she heard laughing. First a giggle then a laugh then a full on guffaw! Grace screamed!! But then Rachel picked up and asked why she was screaming. Grace said that her landline was just laughing! Rachel said that was crazy because no one in seriousville laugh. She said no one had laughed in so long that she forgot how! Grace said she was probably right and then hung up. Later that day Grace's mom tried to call her boss but instead of ringing she heard laughing. First a giggle then a laugh then a full on guffaw! Grace's mom fainted! Even later that day Grace's dad tried to call his wife but she was still fainted so he got sent to voicemail. But instead of ringing he heard laughing! First a giggle then a laugh then a full on guffaw! He ran away. Finally the whole family decided to call 911. But instead of ringing they heard laughing! First a giggle then a laugh then a full on guffaw! But then they started to laugh! Then their neibours started to laugh, then their whole street, then the whole city, then the whole world started to laugh first giggle then a laugh then a full on guffaw!

THE END!!!

Roll Call Stories

The Mad Men

by Jauni, age 9, California

The Jewellery Trees

by Griffin, age 6, New Zealand

Once upon a time there was a jewellery tree and it washed up on the island of Ckomanako. And there were lots more jewellery trees growing, and there were special treasures that fell out of the tree (only crystals).

And there was another jewellery tree that only grew one jewel and then another, and then a coin. It was so weird. A coin is not jewellery.

And then the island, there was a stingray that stole the jewellery and a hunter hunted the sting ray. The jewellery tree came to life and they helped shake all the jewellery off, there was a treasure chest attached to the tree. The hunter stole the chest and held the chest lid down. And then a shark came to another island of jewellery trees and a cat came with the shark and the neighbours got really excited, and the dad got really mad. Because he hates jewellery. Those are jewellery trees! They're made out of jewellery! He pulled all of the jewellery trees out of the ground with his big muscles. The jewellery came to life and started beating him.

Then the island wasn't a fairytale anymore. It was all a dream. The end.

The Red Panda Who Wanted To Be A Tooth Fairy

by Miriam, age 12, Wisconsin
There was once a red panda who was very special! She was the queen of ALL the red pandas! Her name was *INHALE* Queen Samantha Girdlelocks Cupcake Ice Cream Cookie Sprinkles The 131st! And she wanted to be... *drum roll* A Tooth Fairy! She loved the idea of collecting human bones that had been yanked out of the mouths of small children! It sounded AWESOME! She called the Tooth Fairy Department on her telephone and greeted them as formally as she could, "Greetings fairies! I am looking for The Tooth Fairy so I can steal her job!" she said into the telephone. "Okay!" Said a voice from the phone, "I'm giving her the phone right now!" they said cheerfully. "Hello!" Said a voice that sounded WAY too happy, and Queen Samantha Girdlelocks Cupcake Ice Cream Cookie Sprinkles the 131st immediately recognized this voice as the one and only voice of the one and only Tooth Fairy. "Hello!" Queen Samantha Girdlelocks Cupcake Ice Cream Cookie Sprinkles the 131st said in reply, "I am here to steal your job!" she added. She felt that the Tooth fairy should know this, "Um.." Came the voice on the other end of the line, "No. Thank you for the offer though!" "Aww MAN!" The Queen thought. "But!" The Queen's fuzzy ears perked up in interest, "You can have a pin that says, 'I tried (but failed) at stealing the Tooth Fairies job!' " "Okay!" Said the Queen.

THE END!