The Story Pirates become obsessed with a video game called Jellybean Simulator. Featuring two new stories, “Chicken Hat,” the story about a girl who decides to wear a certain hat…forever, written by Éowyn, a 10 year old from Oregon, and “Rock and Roll Dining Room,” a story about the world’s greatest rock band made out of furniture, written by a 12 year old from Florida named Beckett.
Scroll down for the original stories behind the episode!
Illustration by Camila Franklin
Chicken Hat
by Éowyn, age 10, Oregon
mom: lulu clean your room and find stuff to sell at the garage sale
lulu: ok mom, lets see i’ll sell this chicken hat im going to try it on before I put it in the sell bag,
ok i'll just put it on and wait I don't want to sell this chicken hat i'm going to wear it forever!
the next morning
mom: lulu time for school
lulu: ok mom
mom: why are you still wearing that chicken hat
lulu: because I'm never taking it off
a few years later
mom: lulu it's been three years since you put on the chicken hat and your still wearing it take it
off
lulu: NEVER!
100 years later
lulu: and that's the story of how I got my chicken hat
the end
Rock and Roll Dining Room
by Beckett, age 12, Florida
One apom a time there was a band called the rock and roll chairs it was made up of a bunch of chairs made of old electric guitars
with flames on them
One time they had a concert for their hit song pretzel juice it goes like this “PRETZEL JUICE! ITS JUICE FROM A PRETZEL! OH YEA!”
And everyone loved them but then a new band of tables called the rock and roll tables made a new song but it had the same lyrics but a different tune and everyone loved it more than the original
The rock and roll chairs were so angry that one of them EXPLODED!!!
So the lead singer Mr. Sitonme went to the the tables and said “Hey you stole our song”. “Oh we just really like your song so we tried to make it better so you would notice us we are huge fans of you” said the lead singer of the band Dude Putyourfoodonme. “Oh ok well what if we work together” said Mr. Sitonme. “Ok” said the rock and roll tables.
So they worked together and was therefore known as the rock and roll dining room and made the song pretzel juice better than ever before and the also became the best band of inanimate objects ever in existence
THE END
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Roll Call Stories
duckly
by Charlotte, age 11, California
There once was a duck named bean. But, bean loved bread so when the annual duck fest came around bean brought bread. But, no one wanted it so they kicked him out. So Bean slowly walked home crying, he was so sad when he got home he flopped down on his porch “nobody liked bread” he cried. Later he got into bed, still sad. In his dream he woke up on on an egg “where am i”? He asked “you are here” said a strawberry. Then at the very end of the egg a shining bread appeared and he grabbed it. The next morning he woke to screaming and as he looked out of the window he saw ducks running from the evil bread “don't yell” said the mayor. “ I have to do something," Bean thought. So he ran to his pantry and grabbed a loaf of bread, and egg. Then he cut a hole into the bread and cracked the egg into it.”STOP!!” Bean yelled and then he threw the egg toast at the bread. “Noooooooooooooooo!!!!” the evil bread yelled “ eggs shouldn’t mix with bread…”. And then Bean and the other ducks ate bread, maybe too much because they became bread.
THE END bread
The adventures of Charlamain the Squirrel
by Sebastien, age 10, Minnesota
Once upon a time there was a squirrel name Charlamain who lived in a toaster under the stove on a fishing boat. He went fly fishing every day for 7 years and then he caught a fish blaster that launched gumballs. One day while he fished a giant penguin named cooper started eating his boat. Charlamain exclaimed enough cooper. The vessel on which you are eating is my own. Cooper replied but I have hunger. Then charlamain paused and recalled the blaster he had recovered earlier. Then he shouted please stand by and proceeded to launch countless gumballs into the gaping maw of the giant penguin. Cooper said please no disgusting four year old gumballs. I like potato chips. OK said Charlamain here are some potato chips. Yummy said cooper. (Insert very loud munching noises) Thank you said cooper. Your welcome said Charlamain. Lets go to Addis Ababa the capitol of Ethiopia. Sure said cooper. Lets go said Charlamain. The end.
How to Make a Banana Upside Down Cake
by Zoe, age 8, Pennsylvania
First, make a banana cake. Then, flip it upside down. Third, smash your face into it. Fourth, then tell your mom that you definitely did not smash your face into a banana upside down cake. Fifth, get your dog to clean your face off so that your mom doesn’t know you did smash your face into a banana upside down cake.
