The Werewolf in Missouri/Stinky Sock Versus Banana Peel (feat. Chloe Troast)

Peter’s mom (Chloe Troast) visits the Story Pirates. Featuring two new stories: “The Werewolf in Missouri,” a song about a lycanthrope who dreams of visiting the St. Louis Arch, written by Jack, an 8 year old from Wisconsin, and “Stinky Sock Versus Banana Peel,” a story about  high stakes competition to be the stinkiest thing possible, written by a 10 year old from New Jersey named Olivia.

Scroll down for the original stories behind the episode!

Illustration by Camila Franklin

The Werewolf in Missouri

by Jack, age 8, Wisconsin

 
 

Our adaptation of The Werewolf in Missouri was written and produced by Eric Gersen with vocal direction by Jack Mitchell

Stinky Sock Versus Banana Peel

by Olivia, age 10, New Jersey

"Ahh...what a beautiful day. Time to meet my best friend Stinky Sock. Hi!" said Banana Peel. "Oh! Hi, Banana Peel, come sit. So, how is life?" said Stinky Sock. "ife is great and i just got a Banana Mobile," said Banana Peel. "Well, I got a new video game called Stinky Sock smells," said Stinky Sock. "Hey, that is not true. I smell worse!" said Banana Peel. "No, I do, it is even on the cover of the video game," said Stinky Sock." "I bet you made that game up," said Banana Peel. "Well, okay, I made it up but I am still smellier," said Stinky Sock. "Well, I am smellier-er," said Banana Peel. ""Hey, that is not even a word," said Stinky Sock. "Is too!" said Banana Peel. "Is not!" said Stinky Sock. "Is too!" said Banana Peel. "Is not!" said Stinky Sock. "Is too!" said Banana Peel. "Is NOT!" screamed Stinky Sock. "How about we go see Judge P?" said Banana Peel. "Well, I guess I can agree with that," said Stinky Sock. "Hello gentlemen," said Judge P. "So what is your problem?" Stinky Sock and Banana Peel said at the same time, "Stinky Sock/Banana Peel told me that he is the smelliest!" Judge P whistles. "How about you guys do rock, paper, scissors, shoot to decide who goes first?" "Ok!" Banana Peel and Stinky Sock said. "Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! Yay! I win," said Banana Peel. "Ok, Banana Peel, you go first," said Judge P. "So, Stinky Sock told me that he was stinkier than me but I am stinkier and it made me so made and sad, waaaaahhhhhhhh!" said Banana Peel. "Now Stinky Sock, it is your turn," said Judge P. "Well, Banana Peel told me that he is stinkier but I am stinkier and that made me devastated, wahhhhhhhhhhh!" said Stinky Sock. "Ok, ok, calm down, give me a couple of minutes to decide," said Judge P. Five minutes later, he said, "Ok, it was a hard decision but with my complicated math, I figured it out. So, Banana Peel, you are stinky and Stinky Sock, you are also stinky. You guys are equally stinky," said Judge P. "Let's have a stinky party and invite all of our stinky friends," said Banana Peel. "Yay!" said Stinky Sock.

Roll Call Stories

The Salami Wave

by Isaac, age 7, Indiana

CSSSSS... Yay the train to the cruise is here! (later) Toot toot! The cruise is leaving! Many hours passed. Leaving time! it's 3:30! Wait, did you hear that? .....shshshshshshSHSHHHSHSH!!!!!!! Oh no! It can't be... IT'S A SALAMI WAVE! "Ha ha, you can't stop me!" "Nnnooooooooooooooo!" The wave is going to get the ship. There, the wave got smaller til it was as small as a hamste-dog-cat! The Salami Wave is gone! Hooray!

 
 

The Tree that Never Existed Because it was a Bush

by Alice, age 4, Iowa

A tree went to a river and accidentally fell in and fell apart. And then someone put him back together and then he fell apart again and that's it.

Cars GO!

by Orion, age 6, Pennsylvania

Once upon a time there was a race car that went super fast. An octopus was driving this car. The octopus had a beard. The octopus drove the car away to a gigantic pickle. The octopus got out of the car and hugged the giant pickle from space. Then another giant pickle came from space. The octopus hugged the other pickle too. Then both of the pickles went back to space but they took the octopus with them. The octopus rode the pickle into space. They landed on the moon. The race car also landed on the moon. Lots of other race cars landed on the moon. Then some octopuses came out of those race cars. All the octopuses said “GO CARS” and then the cars brought them to planet venus. An asteroid struck planet venus. One of the race cars broke the asteroid, blasting the pieces of the asteroid back into space. Then they landed back on planet earth. One of the octopuses got out of it’s car and went into it’s house. It came out of the house with a shovel in it’s tentacles. It dug a hole in the earth with it’s tentacles. The octopuses jumped into the hole. They yelled “Go CARS!” in the hole. Then they jumped out of the hole and drove their cars back to planet venus. THE END.